Night Squirrel - Heavyweight T-shirt
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Jamie: Hey man, what's up with that shirt? Is that a rat on it?
Jerry the Animal Control Officer: Yeah, it's a Night Squirrel tee. I'm an animal control officer, and they always give me the night shift because I'm a bit of an oddball. But let me tell you, this shirt is something else.
Jamie: A Night Squirrel? That's hilarious. But isn't that just a fancy name for a rat?
Jerry: Yeah, I guess you could say that. But rats are actually pretty fascinating creatures. Did you know they can fit through holes as small as a quarter? Or that they're actually pretty social animals that like to hang out in groups?
Jamie: No way. That's actually kind of interesting. But back to the shirt - it looks pretty well-made.
Jerry: It is. It's made from this premium heavyweight cotton, so it's both durable and comfortable. And the structured fit gives me this kind of rugged, outdoorsy look that I really dig.
Jamie: I know it might seem a bit weird to wear a shirt with a rat on it, but I like it. It's a conversation starter, you know?
Jerry: Exactly. It shows that you're not afraid to be a little unconventional. Plus, it's kind of a nod to the creatures that I'm out there trying to keep under control.
Jamie: Alright, you've convinced me. I'll have to get myself a Night Squirrel tee.
Jerry: Trust me, it's worth it. Who knows, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about rats while you're at it.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Jerry the Animal Control Officer: Yeah, it's a Night Squirrel tee. I'm an animal control officer, and they always give me the night shift because I'm a bit of an oddball. But let me tell you, this shirt is something else.
Jamie: A Night Squirrel? That's hilarious. But isn't that just a fancy name for a rat?
Jerry: Yeah, I guess you could say that. But rats are actually pretty fascinating creatures. Did you know they can fit through holes as small as a quarter? Or that they're actually pretty social animals that like to hang out in groups?
Jamie: No way. That's actually kind of interesting. But back to the shirt - it looks pretty well-made.
Jerry: It is. It's made from this premium heavyweight cotton, so it's both durable and comfortable. And the structured fit gives me this kind of rugged, outdoorsy look that I really dig.
Jamie: I know it might seem a bit weird to wear a shirt with a rat on it, but I like it. It's a conversation starter, you know?
Jerry: Exactly. It shows that you're not afraid to be a little unconventional. Plus, it's kind of a nod to the creatures that I'm out there trying to keep under control.
Jamie: Alright, you've convinced me. I'll have to get myself a Night Squirrel tee.
Jerry: Trust me, it's worth it. Who knows, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about rats while you're at it.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 | 29 ½ |
| M | 20 | 30 ½ |
| L | 22 | 31 ½ |
| XL | 24 | 32 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 33 ½ |
| 3XL | 28 | 34 ½ |
| 4XL | 30 | 35 ½ |
Night Squirrel - Heavyweight T-shirt