Night Squirrel - Heavyweight T-shirt

$25.00 USD

Jamie: Hey man, what's up with that shirt? Is that a rat on it?

Jerry the Animal Control Officer: Yeah, it's a Night Squirrel tee. I'm an animal control officer, and they always give me the night shift because I'm a bit of an oddball. But let me tell you, this shirt is something else.

Jamie: A Night Squirrel? That's hilarious. But isn't that just a fancy name for a rat?

Jerry: Yeah, I guess you could say that. But rats are actually pretty fascinating creatures. Did you know they can fit through holes as small as a quarter? Or that they're actually pretty social animals that like to hang out in groups?

Jamie: No way. That's actually kind of interesting. But back to the shirt - it looks pretty well-made.

Jerry: It is. It's made from this premium heavyweight cotton, so it's both durable and comfortable. And the structured fit gives me this kind of rugged, outdoorsy look that I really dig.

Jamie: I know it might seem a bit weird to wear a shirt with a rat on it, but I like it. It's a conversation starter, you know?

Jerry: Exactly. It shows that you're not afraid to be a little unconventional. Plus, it's kind of a nod to the creatures that I'm out there trying to keep under control.

Jamie: Alright, you've convinced me. I'll have to get myself a Night Squirrel tee.

Jerry: Trust me, it's worth it. Who knows, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about rats while you're at it.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 18 29 ½
M 20 30 ½
L 22 31 ½
XL 24 32 ½
2XL 26 33 ½
3XL 28 34 ½
4XL 30 35 ½